Good one, LB! Bass - just keep it simple. Say you are sorry you took advantage of the situation and it won't happen again! (Then make sure it DOESN'T!) Being drunk was no excuse. You want to be friends but nothing more. Honesty is really the best policy in these situations. When women want to know how you feel, that is a very bad sign for you. It means she is invested in this thing far beyond where you want to be. You can't talk around the issue - women don't get that. They are looking for hidden meaning in everything you say. So you have to keep it short and to the point. Good luck!

 

Deb has told you one of the great mysteries of women here. You are a very lucky man. Not many men EVA get such inside information.

Now, listen to her advice, or I personally will come to your house and you. Remember, I know where you live.

 

My money's on Bass knocking her up before the engagement.

 

Oh, I got a smiley for that too!

Bass wedding day:

 

Great advice from some very smart women AND a lawyer You can't go wrong with that

 

Maybe those of you that live close should just find a more suitable candidate and play match-maker for Bass. From what I've read between the lines here, you couldn't do much worse by him!

 

"The opinions expressed in this post are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Management of this household."

I thought you WERE the management?

Steve is way too fussy, he keeps expecting to meet a 25 super model at the grocery store

 

in the cat food isle!!

 

^
What she said.

My favorite Bass story was when one of the guys wife mentioned she had a friend. This young lady is most attractive, young and HAWT. Bass was all ears at the mention of a single friend.

You should have seen him when she went on to say, "I have a friend.................and her mother is single."

The woman would likely have only been a couple years older than Bass, but he wasn't ready to "go Vintage" at that point.

he might be ready now.

 

As clarification, I put that sig so that everyone would know that Dean is married to an opinionated Byatch and that my opinions would not reflect on him in any way or on his being a CO. He just can't control me sometimes, no matter how hard he tries or might want to. But I felt people need to realize that.