https://fox40.com/2020/01/18/georgia...signs-contest/

new slogans for Georgia safety signs.

General safety

First place: If you miss your exit it’s okay, we made more up ahead.

Second place: Better late than never.

Third place (tie): Drive like your momma is watchin’.

Third place (tie): You are allowed to use turn signals. We checked. (obviously this is Georgia and not Mass.)

Third place (tie): Drive safely or we call your mother.

Distracted driving

First place (tie): You look great but the selfie can wait.

First place (tie): Looking at the road is a great way to stay on it.

Second place: No one wants to see traffic on Snapchat, Brenda.

Third place: Pop quiz, what is the speed limit on this road?

Impaired driving

First place: Driving half lit is not very bright.

Second place: Don’t spend the new year in jail. Party responsibly.

Third place (tie): Don’t be a turkey and drive basted.

Third place (tie): The party should be lit, not you. Bring in the new year safe.

Seat belt

First place (tie): This is a sign you should buckle up.

First place (tie): If you don’t wear a seat belt, please be an organ donor.

Second place: Wearing a seat belt makes you look thinner.

Third place (tie): Here is the tea sis, we can see you so buckle up.

Third place (tie): Seat belts are in, everybody is wearing them.

Work zone safety

First place: Look left, look right, keep workers in sight.

Second place: Work zone, slow down, workers have families that want them around.

Third place (tie): Work zones matter so do the people in them.

Third place (tie): Avoid destruction, mind the construction.

 

Funny!

 

Drive like your momma is watchin’.

Now that's southern.