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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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RMurphy

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs .. and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So one year Stumpy says, "By Jeebers, Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, and if I don't go this time I may nevah go." Martha replies, "Stumpy, that there aihplane ride is ten dollahs ... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

So the pilot overhears them and says, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE WORD, then I won't charge you. But just ONE WORD and it's ten dollars."

They agree and up they go... the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does it one more time, and there is still no word... so he lands.

He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to holler out, but you didn't."

And Stumpy replies "Well, I was gonna say something when Mahtha fell out ... but ten dollahs is ten dollahs."

toekneer

Well I guess we have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Pardon my political incorrectness.


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joncallihan

Thanks, had to pass this one on.

Jon

RMurphy

No, we haven't. I assure you that I laugh at you with great frequency.


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toekneer

Guess I would prefer laughing with, not at. Different strokes yada yada.


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RMurphy

No stroking here. Wrong forum. I think that happens in Hotties.


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kgf3076

You're quite free to laugh at yourself any time you'd like.(Does that mean we're free to laugh at you too? )

joncallihan

Being of Irish heritage, I can categorically state that the vast majority of all Irishmen tend to over drink more than underdrink. Yes, it is no stereotype that Irish heritage does equate to drunks.



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toekneer

That is one heavy f@@king slam on Catholics Looter. The young priest was probably Irish I guess.


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