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Old 09-10-2020, 04:41 PM
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Patty everyone of these ^^^ you post has us it fits. Where, do they get them from?
From what I've read, people send them puns. It used to be a guy coming up with them.
Google Indian Hills Community and you'll see a lot more signs. I follow their Facebook page.


^7-6-2020. I drove there to see it in person.









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Old 09-11-2020, 09:24 AM
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I need a fish!


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Originally Posted by Kyras
I need a fish!

That looks like a Catfish to me!
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Patty's cats would likely lean towards catFOOD!!
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Originally Posted by Kyras
From what I've read, people send them puns. It used to be a guy coming up with them.
Google Indian Hills Community and you'll see a lot more signs. I follow their Facebook page.


^7-6-2020. I drove there to see it in person.





My Dad sent me a page of the indian hills puns and I told him how you post them all the time and that I think you live right near there. He thought that was great he and my sister love them and I always send them to both of them. I enjoy them too!
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Originally Posted by robb
My Dad sent me a page of the indian hills puns and I told him how you post them all the time and that I think you live right near there. He thought that was great he and my sister love them and I always send them to both of them. I enjoy them too!
I think you said you're not on Facebook but if either of them are they can see them there. There are a lot and I only share a fraction of them. https://www.facebook.com/IndianHillsCommunitySign/


Currently, Google gives me 1 h 26 min (77.6 miles) to drive there from Loveland.



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Old 09-14-2020, 09:27 AM
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The turmoil in the market today this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW.

And finally..

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
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