Trojans are always dependable.

 

If that was true, I wouldn't exist.

 

I have two nieces to present as evidence contradicting bill's claim as well.

 

 

Depends on what you want. I've got a fireproof model recommended by Consumer reports for copies of things that are in a courthouse a few states away. I keep some small valuable / irreplaceable things locked up at the bank. A friend of mine has an actual bank vault in his shed (it's more like a gymnasium) that he keeps stuff in, but that's probably overkill.
One thing that I remember from the Consumer Reports article was how differently the safes that they tested performed, and how unrelated it was to cost.

 

If you happen to want a bank vault (or the door, at least) I know where there is one in North East Mississippi. It's probably available for free, judging from the condition of the building that it's in.

 

Those were the old models. We could have prevented you today.

 

Believe only half of what you hear.