Ever wake up with puffy eyelids? Musta been something in the air last night that my eyes didn't like. I don't like the feeling of my eyelids.

 

I understand that this ^^ is a sign of too much S_X

'Eyelids' reminds me to announce that I had every-two-year eye exam this morning. All systems are go.....very little change.....no cataract or glaucoma concerns (my mother had some pre-glauc stuff going on)

 

Oh really?

 

you know jerry I'm a pretty creative imaginative guy.

but I have to tell you, I'm struggling to figure out what ...technique your using that causes that phenomena.
At your age you shouldn't be using the trapeze or the inversion bed anymore.

 

I find my eyes get puffy when I oversleep.

 

Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea.

 

And frolicked in the autumn mist,
In a land called Honilee.

 

My mom used to play that music when I was little and happy and didn't know any better.

 

....but the mirrors on the ceiling still work pretty well.

Of course, I'm near sighted so that I have to wear my specs at all times

 

I thought that y'all would want to see the site of my outpatient procedure (carpal tunnel release)

WARNING! DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER IS YOU CANNOT STAND THE GROSS SIGHT OF FLESH TORN ASUNDER....AND ARTFULLY STITCHED BACK TOGETHER



....you're getting close....BEWARE







....and now the really good stuff [shade of LBJ and his scar]