in the event your not kidding. get a 12mm socket,14mm socket, extension(length of your choice), and your ratchet. loosen the 12 mm blots up on the front of the seat rails (you will have to be outside the car to do this) do not remove the bolts completly yet. slide the seat forward and get the 14mm and undo the rear bolts. then go back to the front and take the 12mm ones out. take the seat out the door and your done. removing the seat is a little easier with the top down.

this is also a good chance to vacuum under there and see if anything is growing from your water problems.

 

and don't forget to disconnect the wires on the bottom of the driver's seat.

ALSO... make sure to be VERY careful putting the seat back in. Make sure you know where the seat rails are at ALL times. You can put a serious ding in the sheet metal or scratch the heck out of your door panel. Ask me how I know