So ill end this year with a little humor for everyone to read.

THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY


So 2 weeks ago i was driving to work and something sounded a little weird. the car just didnt feel right. so i pulled over to notice i was missing my oil cap ( not that i forgot to put it on but our cars have a habbit of litteraly popping its load when it gets excited). So i picked up a new one and payed no mind.

Two weeks later im in the car with frank and the cars really not feeling good and the sound i heard got louder. Im like what can it be....
(vibration, loud water sound, bogging, clutch buzz, feeling like driving great grandmas beater)

FRANK




diagnoses the car and says its the trottle bearing and pilot bearings. So im like ok.

then from Alex (fyrestrike). says Yes he had the same promblem with the miata.
ok so i keep driving cuase they said ill be fine till i replace them.

So last week i got a bad tire blowout before my moms surgery so the cars been sitting in the drive way for a week till today. So i get the tires, take the tires and my wheels to get mounted and balenced so i can put them on the car and go to work.

On the way to work now im saying" **** my car really feels like shit!" i call my boss and tell him im not gonna make it so then i drive to my car specialiest...



Where

JARED


AND

ELI


WORK.


Eli


drives my car and says the same thing frank told me....and at this point cost to fix is about $800 in change

JARED


Says...Danny let me drive...

He says danny i think its a broken motor mount and i cant really see one so bring in the car so i can put it on the lift and check under the car..so we are now about $300 in change..


OK..fine


THIS IS THE CLIMBMAX

I go home and check the fourms and im reading pages and pages of threads on broken motor mounts but its not ringing a bell on my situation.

I came Across a thread where some guys explains he thinks he has a broken motor mount and he needs help.

so someone replied with a reliable hnda tech they know and the guy says 'THANKS"

so i keep reading....

the guy finds out from the tech that he put the car in the bay...put it on a lift and the tech at first couldnt figure it out.....

Then he goes on the tech found a "OIL CAP" in between the firewall and the transmission. So he removed it and all the problems went away.

So i said ****!

i hurry up and look in my engine bay where the firewall and the tranny are...

I found a "OIL CAP'

So i said "WHAT THE HELL LET ME SEE IF IT WORKS"

I USED THESE MEGIVER TOOLS SHOWN BELOW (yes this is a tech right up)



So after trying My hand, the pry bar, gum, i used a old hanger from my moms closet that i think is from the 1970's and after about 1 hour i finally got it out with the hanger.

HERE IT IS THE OIL CAP



After i pulled it out with my hand i got in my car...started it up....drove off and.......


THE CAR DRIVE PERFECT>

ELI=$800
Jared=$300
Coat hanger for the 70's=10 cents
Laughing about the mission and how it was fixed and owning everyne you know=


PRICELESS

Happy NEW YEAR!

 

 

F.ucken sweet! Hahaha!

 

****ing priceless!

 

Damn... bitch I'm the bomb like Tick tick

Okay,
It's Young Wayne on them hoes
A.K.A. Mr. Make It Rain On Them Hoes
Like ehhhh!
Everybody say Mr. Rain man
Can we have a rainy day?
Bring a umbrella
Please bring a umbrella
Ella, ella, ella ehhh!
Bitch ain't shit but a hoe in a trick
Bet you no one ain't trick if you got it
You know we ain't f**king if you not thick
And I cool your ass down if you think you're hot shit
So Rolex watch this
I do it 4 5 6 my click
Clack goes the black four fifth
And just like it I blow that shit
Cause bitch I'm the bomb like
Tick tick
bitch!!!

Yeah and that is what happens when the oil cap rules you!

 

Oh yeah and those Dolphins are under the size limit of 20-inch fork length for minimum size limit for dolphin

 

Frank you know I love you but that equals....

 

been there done that about 5 years ago. it seems when the oil cap gets excited it never quite makes it out of the engine bay. I remember it was a bitch to get at.

 

lol. gj? haha

 

WoW!