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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:08 PM
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:10 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:11 PM
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:11 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:12 PM
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:13 PM
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:15 PM
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Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:15 PM
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:17 PM
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"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:17 PM
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Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women
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