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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:23 PM
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If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:23 PM
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:24 PM
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Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:24 PM
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If you look at Chuck Norris while he is smiling, your entire family will get AIDS.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:25 PM
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If you have a $5 bill and Chuck Norris has a $5 bill, Chuck Norris has more money.
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:31 PM
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Please BAN Ron!

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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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Chuck Norris and i OWN page 5!!!!
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Old Jun 15, 2010 | 06:06 PM
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you sir..... are a samsquanch!!
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Old Jun 16, 2010 | 04:26 AM
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still waiting at the beach gas station
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Old Jun 16, 2010 | 05:52 AM
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WEW, what a read, I though I was goingto witness a blood bath at tomorrows meet since I do not have to go to NY
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