I just sent him home. Flake city - he comes in this morning then *forgets* he had to go see some doctor and then, again, as soon as the bosses leave he comes down with mysterious illness... just go home, candle boy.

 

Tell him you tested his candle for toxic emmissions and it came back positive ... so the rest of his pay from this year will be used to clean up the building before it's declared a superfund site

 

he wouldn't understand... I hope he calls in "sick" tomorrow too.

 

 

Chuck,

Are you just going to call yourself officially retired now?

 

no ... not yet. If I were to try that, my wife would buy more life insurance and then I'd probably suffocate in my sleep one night

 

my policy won't even pay off our house... I need to get more I think... or maybe not - that way I sleep "safe & sound"

 

I sent my resume yesterday to a place that I thought sounded like PPG here in town ... basically an asst controller type position ... turns out it was some other company an hour away ... that's just too far of a commute every day.