Two men were captured by a tribe of savages. The tribal chief told them they had one of two choices. Death or Bafunga.

First guy says, I don't want to die, I choose Bafunga. Well, they proceed to bend him over and do him in da butt.

Second guys says, that! I want death!

Tribal Chief thinks for a while...

DEATH BY BAFUNGA!!!

 

 

HAHAHHAHA that is so friggin hilarious!!!

 

I saw this one on another board:

Thread title: Actress stabbed

Inside: Did you guys hear about that actress that got stabbed?? Her name was something like Reese or something?

Reply to post: Witherspoon?

Reply: naw dogg, with a knife.

 

wow.

 

Here's one, a little on the gross side for you pansies.

3 Men were captured by a tribe on an island somewhere (always has to be a tribe huh?). The chief says in order to be set free you'll have to find 10 fruits and put them all in your butt without any facial expressions. The men agreed and went off to find the fruits...

First guy comes back with 10 bananas, he gets to 3 and screams out in pain. Chief chops his head off.

Second guy comes back with 10 Grapes, he gets to the 9th one and bursts out laughing. The chief cuts his head off.

As the second guy walks into heaven, the first guy says, "What happened? you almost had it! Why'd you laugh?

Second guys says, "Because I saw the other guy coming down the trail with pineapples!"

*throws microphone down*

 

heh heh...good wans.

 

hahaha! those are funny!

how about this one?



A man just came back from China after a month long vacation. one morning he

notice his D!ck starting to smell aweful, and have black and red spots all

over it! so he went to see his doctor and the doctor told him is some unknow STD

he got from china, there's no cure for it! only thing he can do is cut it off!! so this

man think he'll needs a second opinion and he went to see this old chinese doctor

in china town. the chinese doc take a look at his d!ck and told him "american

doctor is no good, they want money and all they know is cut, cut, cut every

chance they get!" so the man think thats great, this chinese doctor may have the

cure after all. and the chinese Doc told him, "don't worry, no need to have it cut

off!

Dick will fall off in 3 days!!"

 

well that just sucks

 

hahhahaha MORE MORE MORE!!! these are awesome for killin time at work man!