momma tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato were walking down the street shopping.. baby tomato was walking to slow and papa tomato went back to the baby and stepped on him and said "Ketchup"

MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA

 

Pulp Fiction?

 

a dude is hitch hiking and a truck with 2 dudes in it picks him up...
the 2 dudes seem kinda gay so he's nervous...
gay guy #1 farts "pooffffff" and GG#2 starts crackin up "good one baby!"... the hitch hiker just forces a nervous laugh.
a while later GG#2 farts "poooooooof" and GG#1 cracks up "damn baby good one".. and the hitch hiker cracks up too.
a while later the hitch hiker lets one rip "twEeeEEeEeeet" the 2 GG's look at eachother rolling their eyes and say "VIRGIN...".

hahah i dunno why but that one cracks me up still!

 

2 guys walk into a bar to grab a drink. Little do they know that it ws a gay bar. After ordering a drink 2 other guys approach them and ask if they wanna play a bar game.

Rules are, every burp is a touchdown and a fart is a field goal. So they burp and fart their way into their game. Last quarter and the 2 gay guys are up 63-61 with the other guys having to fart to win.

The guy takes a chug of beer and cringes with all his might trying to squeeze out a fart, suddenly he feels something go up his ass. He turns around and see the guy behind him screaming, "I BLOCKED THE FIELD GOAL!!!!"

 

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH that was an awesome one Dustin LOL!!!

 

How about this one?

Man, I don't wanna get with her, her BF is in JAIL!

Man, he's probably in there for cuttin' her ass off, b/c she gots no ass man.

Does that mean he, ASSaulted her?

 

GROSS!!!

 

dude that was dumb. who the hell thought of that one?

 

 

ok, how about this one guys and girls?

did anyone know what is the different between LIKE and LOVE?

go to the bottom of the screen for answer!!

















































LIKE IS WHEN YOU SPIT IT OUT, AND LOVE IS WHEN YOU SWALLOW!!

SO ARE YOU IN LOVE?