Saxo....calm down mate! I've not been nicked.

There was NO WAY a dangerous driving conviction would have stuck anyway and I will give them the benefit of the doubt that they were just trying to intimidate me.

 

let's remember this fuzz was 'all mouth and no trousers'

is there anything else you could do to annoy him?

smoke what looks like a joint.. snort some sherbert dib dab in front of him.. then leave him with big egg when the charges don't stick

tell him you pay his wages, that's a constant winner

 

You could always ask him if he failed the audition for Hot Fuzz!!!

 

i would have thrown the book at you.







but you wurzels cant read or write,

but can drive a tractor.

 

And missed!

Top tune!

I cant read, I cant write, but that dont really maaaaaaaaaaaater,
cos i come down from Bristol town and I can ride a traaaaaaaaaaaactor.

 

Aint it "trat-tor"?!

 

thats lucky - you could have tried blaming the stock tires if it had gone to court!

 

Ciderboy - know the temptation on that car park, used to play with the MX5 there a few years back when I lived in B-O-A.

Nice bit of tarmac! Sorry to hear the fuzz were so petty; agree with Nick - takes far more concentration!!

Matt

 

Just shows how bloody petty they are, they were probably bored at the time and in need of an ego boost, which would explain why they scooted off when they actually had something useful to do (Jemima Khan probably had her newspaper stolen).

It's a shame you get coppers like this as it gives the rest of them a bad name.

Might be an idea to get your plate respaced, it's just another reason for them to pull you over (and they will).