A Physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


And the best one of them all...

12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is really not up
there?"



(its gonna be a looooong day!)

 

 

You should only worry about your protologist when you can feel BOTH his hands on your shoulders.

 

#12 was best,

 

Been there, done that, wrote a rather large chapter for the book, and the saga continues.

It really ain't no big deal...

 

Those were sofa king funny

 

lol hilarious!