Again Pete is attacking my sex life

because he's 50 years old and doesnt have a wife

Its because the only way he can get laid is if he pulls out a knife

 

And roses are red, violets are blue

Petes such a dumbass his ass was running and he thought it was the flu

The fact is he doesnt have a clue

His ass is running cuz Lee doesnt believe in lube

 

there was a guy from pakistan
who looked like he lived in a barn
he smelled like goat
like to deepthroat
and for that daman is well known

 

Daman wishes he were a she
Because he likes to sit when he pees

He gave up on girls
to do "one handed curls"

One late night while playing with his fly
He zipped it too fast, now he's no longer a guy

 

 

The Shocker Edgar Allan Poe

After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back,
rapping at my chamber door.
I told her never more.
I would not again shock that whore.
But she continued rapping on my chamber door,
and before i knew it, she was on my floor....
begging...MORE...MORE!!!!

 

The "she" that he speaks of

is none other than the pete we know of

little do we know these two are in love

thats why they're always prancing around like doves

 

lets weld pete and lees car together to create that monster cockmobile that the "ambiguously gay duo" drives.

 

youre japanese....its understandable that you have cock envy

 

South park Quote.

You see, Japanese penis so small [holds his hands about an inch apart]
[set his index finger an inch from his thumb] So-eh small.
You Americans have such humungous burbous penis.