The Rhyming Thread 05
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Originally Posted by twilight dancer,Sep 30 2005, 12:29 PM
hey atleast i can still see my weiner. When was the last time both of you guys saw yours without an aid of a mirror?
no mirror needed....thanx for asking tho
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ok here's an original one from me....that's if i have enough time...
Its all about the upper midwest,
Everyone on here thrives to be the best
We have nigga's like pete
that always get beat
and hiro with the smelly feet...
Then there's daman who sits and pee's...
Always making others get down on their knees...
Im the only chick that can rock this flick...
becuz my dope rhymes are awesome and sick...
Now dont get me wrong, we also have the others
that can't be known or called as brothers...
They act like pu$$ys and whine like bitches...
It makes me shirivel coz their mama's look like witches
Its all about the upper midwest,
Everyone on here thrives to be the best
We have nigga's like pete
that always get beat
and hiro with the smelly feet...
Then there's daman who sits and pee's...
Always making others get down on their knees...
Im the only chick that can rock this flick...
becuz my dope rhymes are awesome and sick...
Now dont get me wrong, we also have the others
that can't be known or called as brothers...
They act like pu$$ys and whine like bitches...
It makes me shirivel coz their mama's look like witches
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Daman is lame, and dumb, and gay
When he wants to have sex he has to pay
"Peter, Peter, you pitch and I'll catch"
Daman can be heard as he goes to fetch
The anal lube that he like to use
So Peter does not bruise.
Daman is so desperate to seem cool
Unfortunatly, he is just a tool.
Lame as a duck that cannot quack
His rhymes are so lame, he's such a hack.
He thinks he is clever with his insinuations
To bad he is all-in with his masturbations.
When he wants to have sex he has to pay
"Peter, Peter, you pitch and I'll catch"
Daman can be heard as he goes to fetch
The anal lube that he like to use
So Peter does not bruise.
Daman is so desperate to seem cool
Unfortunatly, he is just a tool.
Lame as a duck that cannot quack
His rhymes are so lame, he's such a hack.
He thinks he is clever with his insinuations
To bad he is all-in with his masturbations.
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Originally Posted by shift_9k,Sep 26 2005, 09:09 PM
My convo with Greg. This should start us off.
RapidImpct2k1: dude i have a new motto
RapidImpct2k1: "gimme the fortune, keep the fame"
EvilBeatFarmer: haha
RapidImpct2k1: im the coolest cat in the game
EvilBeatFarmer: fame has too much trouble that comes with it
RapidImpct2k1: make sure that all of you remember my name
RapidImpct2k1: cuz if there aint no pain then there aint no gain
RapidImpct2k1: thats what gregs mama said that day when she switched the lane
RapidImpct2k1: in the cool blue navigator that maintains
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that I dont need, the fame that i dont need
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that i dont need
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that i dont need to feed your greed
RapidImpct2k1: in fact im gonna drop a gear and increase my speed
RapidImpct2k1: to fly past you haters who try to look for me
RapidImpct2k1: try to disgrace me my friends and my family
RapidImpct2k1: theres no need for all that
RapidImpct2k1: cuz you can keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fam
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: *fade out*
RapidImpct2k1: and cut
RapidImpct2k1: i got my new single man
EvilBeatFarmer: dork
EvilBeatFarmer: hahahahaha
EvilBeatFarmer: keep practicing
RapidImpct2k1: dude
RapidImpct2k1: whatever
RapidImpct2k1: that was dope
RapidImpct2k1: im gonna post this on s2ki
RapidImpct2k1: its some funny shit.
RapidImpct2k1: and i've only had two beers[B]
RapidImpct2k1: dude i have a new motto
RapidImpct2k1: "gimme the fortune, keep the fame"
EvilBeatFarmer: haha
RapidImpct2k1: im the coolest cat in the game
EvilBeatFarmer: fame has too much trouble that comes with it
RapidImpct2k1: make sure that all of you remember my name
RapidImpct2k1: cuz if there aint no pain then there aint no gain
RapidImpct2k1: thats what gregs mama said that day when she switched the lane
RapidImpct2k1: in the cool blue navigator that maintains
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that I dont need, the fame that i dont need
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that i dont need
RapidImpct2k1: the fame that i dont need to feed your greed
RapidImpct2k1: in fact im gonna drop a gear and increase my speed
RapidImpct2k1: to fly past you haters who try to look for me
RapidImpct2k1: try to disgrace me my friends and my family
RapidImpct2k1: theres no need for all that
RapidImpct2k1: cuz you can keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fam
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: keep the fame
RapidImpct2k1: *fade out*
RapidImpct2k1: and cut
RapidImpct2k1: i got my new single man
EvilBeatFarmer: dork
EvilBeatFarmer: hahahahaha
EvilBeatFarmer: keep practicing
RapidImpct2k1: dude
RapidImpct2k1: whatever
RapidImpct2k1: that was dope
RapidImpct2k1: im gonna post this on s2ki
RapidImpct2k1: its some funny shit.
RapidImpct2k1: and i've only had two beers[B]
also, since ive know you guys everytime i read anyone's post, i read it in their voices.
except for pete.. whenever he posts, there's always some gay techo dance music playing and pete's talking with a heavy lisp... and i mean "heavy"
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Originally Posted by twilight dancer,Sep 30 2005, 02:51 PM
except for pete.. whenever he posts, there's always some gay techo dance music playing and pete's talking with a heavy lisp... and i mean "heavy"
In Hiro's little World
Then gay men with lollipops
Would always be curled
Around his arms
subject to his charms
And Hiro wouldn't say sh!t
'cause his mouth would always be filled with a d!ck.
