rhyming s

 

Pete has always been good at gay jokes

He keeps repeating tha tha tha thats all folks

When he shoots a load into lees ass

and then gets sprayed cause lee has gas

He doesnt mind he drinks it like a slurpee

wipes off his face and then goes to take a pee

pulls his tweezers out of his ass hair

to try find his penis but it could be anywhere?!

with no luck he turns to lee only to find hes fast asleep

petes little penis has worn him out

faking he likes it without a doubt

so for now tha tha thats all folks

wait thats pete's line what a fuc king joke.

 

Daman can't rhyme
He's all out of time
It is such a crime
He should be a mime

He can't think of anything to say
Nothing that is, not totally gay
His wishes for gay love are storied and old
He will never like pussy, he's sick and cold

Poor Daman projects his gayness on me
He feels so inadequate whenever he pees
He wants to ask, but knows that old Lee
Is straight as an arrow, not interested in He.

Daman oh, Daman when will you learn
No one will love you in the sick way you yearn
Perhaps paying for sex was not all it's to be
For now Daman screams, "It BURNS when I PEE!"

 

gay sex seems to be the theme...

 

You guys have entirely too much free time.



Good shite though!

 

Its called "gay tag".

 

You lazy whores
Are such boares

To post in this thread
First rhyme in your head

Then write out your rhymes
In meter and time

Posting without a rhyme
is really a crime

 

there u go



Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

 

Ripping off a Rapper
Is like licking the crapper

 

u guys all suck...


listen to the masta, pranksta...gaylord wangsta!