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Old 05-14-2008, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GideonP,May 14 2008, 01:07 PM
How can I use a goat to stop my girlfriend's constant whining??
Smack her with it.

Where I come from we call it the goatslap.
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Originally Posted by GideonP,May 14 2008, 01:07 PM
wow.. CMOB is my hero for the day.


How can I use a goat to stop my girlfriend's constant whining??
What Wolfgang said. Makes me proud to see you guys learning about the creative art of smacking women ::wipeing tear from eye::
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I think we should still try the elephant hurling goats combo. What's more fun then flying goates I mean seriously!

2ndly, its not psi that sets them off thus 2x2 inch or 1x1 inch with the same weight will make no difference but rather the fact that their weight is divided 4 ways.

Now... here IS a good point. When a goat WALKS it doesn't keep all 4 on the ground instead at some point i believe only 2 touch at the same time thus the goat weighing twice that of the child should be sufficient!!!!

GOAT SUCCESS!

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I threw a goat at a blind man once... then he could SEE.
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wow, CMOB has my vote.
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Originally Posted by Wolfgang,May 14 2008, 03:39 PM
I threw a goat at a blind man once... then he could SEE.
See, Goats cure blindness!!

Why have we not seen our solution all this time!
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Damm price of goats just went up!


goats by the lbs $$$$$$$$

price 0f oil per barrel $$$$






Keep the elephants out of it! you ever see how much crap an elephant can Sh$t ? messy!



X has my vote!


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Originally Posted by S2k4me2,May 14 2008, 06:50 PM
Damm price of goats just went up!


goats by the lbs $$$$$$$$

price 0f oil per barrel $$$$






Keep the elephants out of it! you ever see how much crap an elephant can Sh$t ? messy!



X has my vote!


Ever see a goat poop? looks like chocolate chips. little mess. can't go wrong.

Goats are good for:
*Landmine clearing
*Milk
*Clothing
*Meat
*Pets
*health care reform
*Cure for the blind
*Nagging women
*Speeding tickets
*Traffic congestion
*Flu & Cold
*Add horsepower
*Better MPG
*Heartache/Lovesick
*Boring movies
*Child care

list goes on and on.
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What about curing cancer?
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Originally Posted by SoMe0nE2tAlK2,May 15 2008, 06:01 AM
What about curing cancer?
Depends on the cancer.


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