OT: FARTING
04-18-2006, 07:46 PM
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You all are amateurs.
Proper Farting Techniques
About making a "Fart Bottle":
It was not so long before I wanted to improve it:
I wanted more powerful smell, and wanted to
fill farts 100 % in a bottle.
I tried and tried. Finally I came to a conclusion:
When I made the bottle, I wore a pair of trousers.
They prevented the fart from getting into
the bottle to some degree.
Then, putting the bottle on my ass directly is the answer!!
At last, my dream came true.
I got it. I got the perfect bottle.
I told my cousin about the bottle,
when he came to my house again.
Sure enough. He said "I want to try it."
And he did.
"Great, great invention!!
Marvelous!! Pure fart, isn't it!?
It really stinks. Great!! "
He seemed to be moved very much.
Damn, I love the Japanese...
Proper Farting Techniques
About making a "Fart Bottle":
It was not so long before I wanted to improve it:
I wanted more powerful smell, and wanted to
fill farts 100 % in a bottle.
I tried and tried. Finally I came to a conclusion:
When I made the bottle, I wore a pair of trousers.
They prevented the fart from getting into
the bottle to some degree.
Then, putting the bottle on my ass directly is the answer!!
At last, my dream came true.
I got it. I got the perfect bottle.
I told my cousin about the bottle,
when he came to my house again.
Sure enough. He said "I want to try it."
And he did.
"Great, great invention!!
Marvelous!! Pure fart, isn't it!?
It really stinks. Great!! "
He seemed to be moved very much.
Damn, I love the Japanese...
04-18-2006, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by rworne,Apr 18 2006, 08:46 PM
lol jdm fart techniques
the graphics are awesome, especially the butt clenching cowboy hahha
dam geocities wont let me link em
04-18-2006, 09:38 PM
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ever bust a fart claw?
those rule!!!
you stick your hand inside your boxers and fart on it. try to grasp all of the gas that you can. do it in stealth as some friends may be weary of your tactics, then quickly grab your friends face with a vice of a grip, kind of like rick flair from the old NWA. the shock/pain of the initial contact causes them to panic and pant, the result is they get a good second or two or pure fart inhalation.
another technique not so effective as the fart claw is a similar process. fart in your hand, and be like, "did you see that hot girl over there?" as you say that you point your hand in a direction across your friend's face.
those rule!!!
you stick your hand inside your boxers and fart on it. try to grasp all of the gas that you can. do it in stealth as some friends may be weary of your tactics, then quickly grab your friends face with a vice of a grip, kind of like rick flair from the old NWA. the shock/pain of the initial contact causes them to panic and pant, the result is they get a good second or two or pure fart inhalation.
another technique not so effective as the fart claw is a similar process. fart in your hand, and be like, "did you see that hot girl over there?" as you say that you point your hand in a direction across your friend's face.
04-18-2006, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by meth,Apr 18 2006, 10:38 PM
ever bust a fart claw?
those rule!!!
you stick your hand inside your boxers and fart on it. try to grasp all of the gas that you can. do it in stealth as some friends may be weary of your tactics, then quickly grab your friends face with a vice of a grip, kind of like rick flair from the old NWA. the shock/pain of the initial contact causes them to panic and pant, the result is they get a good second or two or pure fart inhalation.
another technique not so effective as the fart claw is a similar process. fart in your hand, and be like, "did you see that hot girl over there?" as you say that you point your hand in a direction across your friend's face.
those rule!!!
you stick your hand inside your boxers and fart on it. try to grasp all of the gas that you can. do it in stealth as some friends may be weary of your tactics, then quickly grab your friends face with a vice of a grip, kind of like rick flair from the old NWA. the shock/pain of the initial contact causes them to panic and pant, the result is they get a good second or two or pure fart inhalation.
another technique not so effective as the fart claw is a similar process. fart in your hand, and be like, "did you see that hot girl over there?" as you say that you point your hand in a direction across your friend's face.
04-19-2006, 02:42 PM
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Me and some buddies were driving up north a while back. It was a pretty hot day and my friend driving decides to put up all the windows and locks them. Then he put the heater Full blast and procedes to unleash the most fowl, unholly, decrepid stench from his ass 
. The Expedition turned into a sauna of death in seconds. still haunts me to this day..
. The Expedition turned into a sauna of death in seconds. still haunts me to this day..
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