[QUOTE] 'Hi Jason, hows it going'.. I turn round cool as you like 'Gaffney, I've told you before stop hanging around me and fvck off'. He looked gobsmacked.



made me laugh out loud.

 

I had a friend who got caught when he crashed his car trying to get out of a parking spot while he was drunk. He was banged to rights really but when it went to court it was thrown out on a technicality I couldn't believe it to be honest being that pissed he deserved a ban and then some. Anyways I think he learnt his lesson from just having a ban hanging over his head for so long (still doesn't excuse it though)