So within 2 days of owning it, the Doris damages it



Shame as it was spotless! Man booked to repair it...

In other news, I drove it to London the other day and it was a real pleasure watching TV while the Doris is at the shops is also a nice feature!

 

Just wait until she reverses over a kid.

 

One less mouthbreather on the planet - fear not .... there's a billion more being made on council estates, countrywide.

I suspect more people wish they had your disposable to lob at your 'whim of the moment'

Surprised you don't register yourself as a trader and get cheap insurance, for the length of time you keep hold of cars it might even save you money - have them as 'company' vehicles?

 

Insurance gangsters are wise to that trick - you need a VAT no & shi'.

 

He buys enough cars to qualify as a car company!!

PS. Did i see you heading down the 507 around the back of Letchworth the other evening, about 5.30ish??

 

Dunno - what was I in?

 

The 86 if it was you ....

 

Owning this car confirms that you are indeed a homosexual. That is all.

P.S you know Range rovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's?? - That's because they are always being towed by something else.

 

I find it hard to keep up with myself, but no; I think that's another blue Toyobaru.

 

It's the North; the 'exclusive' Darras Hall estate (or 'Darras Hell' if pronounced with the correct local accent) is awash with Range Rovers.