How did I know the surname would be Patel

 

...which suggests 700L may me supposed to look like something else. But I have no knowledge of the hindi or sanskrit alphabets. which would make the "Tool" mistranslation even funnier!

Perhaps his first name is "Flashgit"

 

Racist!

He can't take photos either. Number 7 is a piss poor attempt at framing the subject.

 

Don't tell me those fences are on your house

If so, why is one taken at dusk and the other in the daytime? Don't tell me - your gaff is so big it takes almost all day to walk from one side to the other!

As for "UK supplied new on 25 September 2002 makes this an almost 2003 car on a 52 plate" - how much is an extra couple of months worth in reckonable depreciation?

 

It's a question of build date (& chassis number) as to whether it's an '02 or '03 model. MY usually starts July, so it's plausible it IS an '03!

What a load of old bollocks...

 

He even has trouble spelling Lamborghini in the title as well... what a tart