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Old Jul 11, 2011 | 02:05 PM
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Which part were the ducklings - staring - ?
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Old Jul 11, 2011 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by lovegroova
It's a fleet of ducklings (with thanks to Google)

or rather appropriately, a clutch of ducklings.
How interesting.

So the collective noun for eggs is the same as for the ducklings that hatch out of them and it is automotively themed?
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Old Jul 11, 2011 | 02:09 PM
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Found them at 44:11
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 05:55 AM
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Ducklings are cracking bait for catfish.
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by cheshire_carper
Ducklings are quacking bait for catfish.
Fixed that for you.
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 10:07 AM
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You do have to hook them in a fleshy thigh though. Have a habit of flinging off on the cast.
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by cheshire_carper
You do have to hook them in a fleshy thigh though. Have a habit of flinging off on the cast.
Careful CC if you wade in to tempt a catfish with a dangling duckling.

Tie a knot in or round your willy in case it dangles in the water. I’ve heard that there are tiny members of the catfish family that swim into your Jap’s eye and up your urethra. They fix themselves with backward facing barbs and proceed to feast on the the juicy, soft, vascular bits of your penis.

Their usual habitat is South America I think but one can’t be too careful. Read a horrid piece this week about tropical rat mites that have established themselves in a Hackney cemetery. They enter the human body through hair follicles and gorge on blood causing unbearable itching.
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 11:41 AM
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If the 'soft vascualr bits' are what I think they are, sounds like a nasty way to get erectile dysfunction
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