What if his stepmommy is hot and younger than him?

 

My advice still stands. . . although porking the stepmommy wouldn't be too far out of line. . .

 

harsh but fair

 

 

Will Sarah Palin get killed in the debate?

 

Very nearly so, but Vladamir Putin will swing out from the side of the stage on a rope at the very last moment and disable the asassin (she can see Russia from her house so Vlad can see in her windows at night).

Oh, sorry Unkie Trunkie.... this is your gig. My apologies.

 

It will turn out that vlad is a cia agent, but he will be killed while being transferred to Levenworth by....



































8D, who's reputation as a mafia fellow traveller and bacon lover will be muddied when he claims that the roach coach association put him up to it.

 

We shall never know. Biden will not actively throw anything to try to trip her up. . . and she may, or may not trip over herself. . . although the chances of her tripping over herself are high.

It'll be a bit like an Andy Kaufman routine. . . you may not know when to laugh; and you may not know whether you're watching the joke, or part of it. . .

 

And now, your penance:

You must watch "Sweatin' To The Oldies."

 

Dear Unkie Chucky:

Were you really a CIA operative or just a gonzo game show creator/host? I'm thinking the latter but you never know.