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Old Jul 28, 2009 | 12:48 PM
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Sorry - the sharp razor blade part got to me for a minute.

I just sterilize a needle with rubbing alcohol and dig the bish out. Start at the end closest to the skin's surface and break the skin with the needle until you can get hold of it with tweezers. Try not to break the splinter.

Sterilize the wound upon completion.
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jul 28 2009, 12:48 PM
Sorry - the sharp razor blade part got to me for a minute.
I thought the same thing first time I read the razor blade comment
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Jul 28 2009, 11:38 AM
use a very sharp razor blade. cut to expose the whole thing then lift it w the blade. thats what i do. least pain full most effective.
Sounds strikingly like my pocket knife and lighter maneuver. . .
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Jul 28 2009, 11:46 AM
did that do the trick for ya?
Didn't do shit for me. BTW, if you smoke after sex, you did it too fast.
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Jul 28 2009, 11:47 AM
8D im angry. what do i do?
1. Take 10 deep breaths.
2. Go home (if you're not there already)
3. Pour yourself a goodly-sized White Russian
4. Watch the Big Lebowski

Repeat steps 3 & 4 until you're at ease with the universe.
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 08:47 PM
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[QUOTE=christopherboon,Jul 28 2009, 11:52 AM] letter opener? paper clip? bent staple?
Old Jul 28, 2009 | 09:39 PM
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If'n I shave my beard, will it leave tan lines?
Old Jul 29, 2009 | 04:19 AM
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Don't do it...
Old Jul 29, 2009 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Jul 28 2009, 09:39 PM
If'n I shave my beard, will it leave tan lines?
So long as you've been wearing pants or shorts through the summer, I wouldn't worry about your. . . wait a second. . .

Grab a #2 or #1 guard, and trim to that level first, and see how that works for you.
Old Jul 30, 2009 | 12:21 PM
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Any s in the Atlanta, GA area?



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