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Old Jul 30, 2009 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jul 30 2009, 02:36 PM
Why do mosquito's bite us?

You have blood. Blood is tasty.

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why is it so gratifying to scratch the bites when they itch?
Old Jul 30, 2009 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jul 30 2009, 03:04 PM
Unkie, what am I going to do to amuse myself while I heal?
Listen to good music. I recommend Bach's Two-Part Inventions as well as his Suites for Unaccompanied Cello

Since I'll be high a good part of the time, should I just rotate Logan's Run, Breakfast at Tiffany's and Highway 61 in the DVD player?
That's a good idea too. Don't forget Tampopo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and damn near anything by David Lynch.
Old Jul 30, 2009 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Jul 30 2009, 03:13 PM
Razor blade works everytime!!!
We're not doing blow in this thread. . . look elsewhere. . . and then get back to me.
Old Jul 30, 2009 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Munki,Jul 30 2009, 03:28 PM
Unkie Trunkie, what am i going to do when I dont have his phone number anymore?
Don't worry. If he's that into you, he'll call back. If you don't call him, it's kind of par-for-the-course.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 30 2009, 03:56 PM
Don't worry. If he's that into you, he'll call back. If you don't call him, it's kind of par-for-the-course.
so if he does not call back... does this mean he is hinting me something?
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so unkie hows the colon recovered?
Old Jul 30, 2009 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Munki,Jul 30 2009, 04:08 PM
so if he does not call back... does this mean he is hinting me something?
No. Boys don't hint. Sometimes they're clueless and forgetful, but they don't hint.

If you do catch them hinting, run away.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jul 30 2009, 04:23 PM
so unkie hows the colon recovered?
The corn hole has been running like a Swiss watch lately. I'm frankly a bit under my own benchmark.
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Old Jul 30, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 30 2009, 04:27 PM
No. Boys don't hint. Sometimes they're clueless and forgetful, but they don't hint.

If you do catch them hinting, run away.
so what does it mean if they don't call you?



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