Chris, you are banned for good for abuse and making threats in the NO2 thread.

As you can see the moderators are pretty vigilant with watching for creation of new accounts and will ban them as they are created. If you persist we will do an IP ban. We'll see who tires first. A group of moderators or you continually making new accounts.

I guess you're bound for Hondatech.

Oh, and if you want to fight me I'll meet you half way. Just send me the tickets to Hawaii. I could do with a holiday.

 

Unkie, what is the best flavor of Bubble Tea?


Monica

 

Although I see your latest account is banned, I felt compelled to reply to this post...Chances are your shit will get back on track AFTER you stop drinking, not before. Good luck with everything.

 

At 300 calories per tea (on average - all refined carbs btw), the "clear tea with no bubbles" is my current favorite.

 

8d,

what should i do to increase my chances of getting some at the wedding this weekend?

 

Unkie Trunkie, please help us answer this question for us.

 

 

Phew. This is a toughie. Weddings pose a variety of altered situations that may phase the uninitiated. However, my experience has told me that while the situation is different, and the BTs (Bombing Targets) behave dramatically different, your approach should generally be the same.

Note though, that the BTs behave differently. . .

In standard flying formation, you would typically acquire targets using a 2-variable basis (hottest modulo lowest-self-esteem). Since this is a wedding day, the modulo factor increases to epic proportions, making every woman (sans the bride) fair game.

However, the rules still apply:

1. Say things, but make sure none of them have any actual substance.

2. Leverage what's around. Once again, there's some other chick (the bride) getting all the attention today, so even the faintest praise lodged upon the BT will be lept upon (by the BT).

3. Keep smiling, no matter how much a bitch she may be.

4. ABC - always be closing. Closing to get the number. Closing to get the hotel number. Closing to get the afterparty. Closing with the mother of the bride after the father of the bride is stink-o with his golfing buddies.

5. When in doubt about the ability to close; get the numbers and leave. After drink round number 7, it's practically expected by the real hoochers at the reception.

6. There's one chick in the room that wants to give the groom a blumpkin. You're the next best thing to the groom. Get hoppin'

7. You are where the party is at. Always.

 

what kind of spider is in the picture I posted in the photo of the day thread?

 

Typically not out the anus. They expunge excess gas through their gills.