It has to do with your keister. I suspect Piaget would probably have a field day with that stuff. . .

 

whats 8d in the trunk mean

 

how much is that doggie in the window?

 

unkie hows the goin today?

 

your a very brilliant man mr trunk. i love your writtings and fast wit. your dark humor is something to be admired. What do you do for a living?

 

I play an instrument. Namely, a Conn 8D. When shopping for a convertible (at the time), the priority was to make sure my 8D could in fact fit in the trunk of the car.

It was either an S2000 or a Porsche Boxster. The Porsche sales guy was an asshat.

 

The one with the waggly tail? She's a plushie. . . you can't afford her.

 

The threat level is only yellow. Seeing as I did have two slices of pizza for dinner. . . expect tomorrow to be red.

 

I work at a computer company. Unless you're a hot chick, there's no need to kiss my ass.

If you enjoy this miserable excuse for witty repartee, just stay tuned.

 

I purchased a Canon xsi with 18-55 kit lens and 55-250