We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown.
Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_^^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

Isn't there something for "talking out of his ass"?

 

I think you just call someone "PeaceLove&S2K" if you want to say that !!!!

 

I call myself that... how fitting.

 

 

 

*fart*