We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

(_a_) Grade A ass

 

(_IDB_)

 

Not about ass...but the funner stuff on the frontside... I like to send this one to my wife when I get a little horny

:-p(i) [I especially enjoy playing with her lil pink "." with my red tongue ]

 

Blind man to the naked lady lumberyard manager: "You can't fool me. That's the shithouse door off a tuna boat!"

 

(_(O)_)

 

 

My thoughts exactly!