We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ashole
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_?_) dumb ass

 

weird... most of them don't look like asses... more like upside down lazy faces (-_-)a

 

Keep trying, Raptor

 

Emoticons? Are those like Decepticons or Autobots?

 

Yes. They're the same exact thing.

 

2/10

 

The EMO side of the transformers

 

1/10

 

2 and 1/2 stars