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Old Nov 11, 2002 | 10:42 AM
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are each traveling through the woods and bump into each other head on -- bonk! "What's happening?" asks the rabbit. "I don't know, I'm blind," replies the snake. "I'm blind too," says the rabbit. So the snake starts feeling the rabbit all over, slithering up, down, and around. Snake:"You're soft, you're furry, and you have long ears -- you must be a rabbit." Rabbit:"That's right." So the rabbit starts feeling the snake all over with his nose and his front paws. Rabbit:"Well, you're wet, you're slimy, and you have no balls."














"You must be an attorney"
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Old Nov 11, 2002 | 10:44 AM
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heh heh heh...

I think the last time I heard this an attorney chimed in and said, "Wait!!! Snakes aren't slimy."
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 08:39 PM
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Old May 1, 2005 | 08:52 AM
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Old May 1, 2005 | 04:56 PM
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Old May 1, 2005 | 10:46 PM
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