A blind rabbit and a blind snake were each traveling through the woods and ran into each other head on -- bonk! The snake felt the rabbit all over, slithering up, down, and around, and said "You're soft, furry, and have long ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit said "That's right." Then the rabbit started feeling the snake all over with his paws and and his nose and said "You're wet, slimy, and you have no balls. You must be an attorney."

 

I get it!

 

Trust the rabbit.