Chazmo's In The House!
You guys'll like this. I just received it from our fitness center at work. This is legit... It's all I can do not to reply to the whole company's email list and say something that'll surely get me fired for harassment!

Belly Dancing -- Beginner Level
Explore new ways of moving through this joyful, sensual dance. Learn the basic shapes - circles, spirals, undulations and shimmies. The ancient art
of belly dancing is a wonderful, creative way to exercise. It is a celebration of life and a vehicle for personal growth. Bring a scarf to wear on your hips. You may wear a skirt or pants that are either hip hugging or can be rolled down to your hips so that your waist is free. Wear a loose fitting, light weight top or a sports bra.
Sign-up for the 6-week session beginning January 15th.
Day: Wednesdays
Time: 12:30 PM - 1:15 PM
Cost: $72.00 (6 classes)
Instructor: (chazmo deleted)
Location: Aerobics room, 1N

Belly Dancing -- Beginner Level
Explore new ways of moving through this joyful, sensual dance. Learn the basic shapes - circles, spirals, undulations and shimmies. The ancient art
of belly dancing is a wonderful, creative way to exercise. It is a celebration of life and a vehicle for personal growth. Bring a scarf to wear on your hips. You may wear a skirt or pants that are either hip hugging or can be rolled down to your hips so that your waist is free. Wear a loose fitting, light weight top or a sports bra.
Sign-up for the 6-week session beginning January 15th.
Day: Wednesdays
Time: 12:30 PM - 1:15 PM
Cost: $72.00 (6 classes)
Instructor: (chazmo deleted)
Location: Aerobics room, 1N
I don't know why things happen this way, maybe sunspots or bad karma... I don't know. Anyway, I had to revive this thread so I could vent this. I'm too embarassed to post it anyone else's thread.
It started yesterday (Saturday). I went out for a drive and pulled into my neighborhood Sunoco to give Neb a long drink of Ultra 94. As usual, I popped the hood to check the oil. I reached down and shoved my hand out to release the catch. Instead of sliding my hand under the hood, I put my nails straight into the finish and put a few scratches into the paint.
I couldn't even fall asleep last night knowing that I'd done this.
Later in the day, Saturday, feeling guilty about ignoring my family, I decided to swap the winter tires off my wife's Volvo. Some of you might remember that I wanted to try my S2000 wheels on the Volvo. That was an interesting experiment, but FYI that doesn't work... The diameter of the 5 hole bolt pattern on the honda is larger than the Volvo. No go.
So, after a whole lot of dorking around to get the S2000 wheels on, I had to go with the the stock wheels. Fine.
This morning, the piece de resistance, I drove the car to the neighborhood self-wash. I set the air pressure in the tires and washed the car/wheels. As I was driving home, the front driver side wheel fell off the car and bent the crap out of the fender. Also, obviously, I dumped the wheel assembly onto the pavement, which didn't do it any good either. Luckily, I found three of the lug bolts on the road and was able to reattach the wheel (properly, this time, though too late!!), and I limped the car to the repair place.
Long story short... It's completely my fault. I was rushing on Saturday so we could get out of the house, and I forgot to tighten the bolts on the driver's side. I was trying to be a good guy, and even tried to give her the cool S2000 stock wheels, but I ended up beating the crap out of my wife's car. I feel like a turd. This is the second time I've f**ked up her car (last time was a traffic accident).
Again, I have no idea why these things happen.
It started yesterday (Saturday). I went out for a drive and pulled into my neighborhood Sunoco to give Neb a long drink of Ultra 94. As usual, I popped the hood to check the oil. I reached down and shoved my hand out to release the catch. Instead of sliding my hand under the hood, I put my nails straight into the finish and put a few scratches into the paint.
I couldn't even fall asleep last night knowing that I'd done this.Later in the day, Saturday, feeling guilty about ignoring my family, I decided to swap the winter tires off my wife's Volvo. Some of you might remember that I wanted to try my S2000 wheels on the Volvo. That was an interesting experiment, but FYI that doesn't work... The diameter of the 5 hole bolt pattern on the honda is larger than the Volvo. No go.
So, after a whole lot of dorking around to get the S2000 wheels on, I had to go with the the stock wheels. Fine.
This morning, the piece de resistance, I drove the car to the neighborhood self-wash. I set the air pressure in the tires and washed the car/wheels. As I was driving home, the front driver side wheel fell off the car and bent the crap out of the fender. Also, obviously, I dumped the wheel assembly onto the pavement, which didn't do it any good either. Luckily, I found three of the lug bolts on the road and was able to reattach the wheel (properly, this time, though too late!!), and I limped the car to the repair place.
Long story short... It's completely my fault. I was rushing on Saturday so we could get out of the house, and I forgot to tighten the bolts on the driver's side. I was trying to be a good guy, and even tried to give her the cool S2000 stock wheels, but I ended up beating the crap out of my wife's car. I feel like a turd. This is the second time I've f**ked up her car (last time was a traffic accident).
Again, I have no idea why these things happen.
Chaz, that sucks. I'm sorry you've had to go through that. I hope things come back together for you..... If it's any consolation, I recently put two nicks in the paint on the nose of my S...... It's the only paint damage I have and it's my fault. Sometimes we just makes asses of ourselves. Sorry man.....







littleton.
Maybe cthree could make a mass change of all our red stars to silver.
Hope you are
soon!
. I could get myself into real trouble here! 