Here it goes. Quote the person above you, grant their wish, corrupt it somehow, then post your own wish.

For example:

Granted. Air is now $4.00 a gallon.


I wish it was Saturday, everyday.

 

Granted. Since Friday never comes you never get paid and you S2000 is repossessed.

I wish my wife would invite her sister for a 3 way.

 

Granted. Your wife & her sister had a 3 way, but you weren't invited.





I wish nothing.

 

Granted but your balls fall off for not wishing anything.



I wish for world peace

 

Granted.
we were just over-run by non-working hippies and the economy got far worse. Thanks alot asshole.




I too wish my wife would ask any of her sisters over for a 3-way... hell invite 2 and my wife can sit out

 

Granted but the night before you realize that you are gay.




I wish soccer moms would stop talking on their damn cell phones when they drive.

 

Granted but now they're texting instead of talking which further decreases their attention on the road and one of them damn soccer mom's even smashes their Dodge Caravan into your just detailed S2000. Oops!

I wish to catch up with my schoolwork by Monday night.

 

Granted, but you die in a horrific car crash on your way to class. (alternate ending: Granted, but while typing it on the computer, there is a power surge and you get shocked, and die.)

either way you die.

I wish I was a billionare before finishing this post.

 

Granted, but the current economy has left the US dollar at an exchange rate of $1 US = .000000002357 pecos, rendering your billions equal to about $12 on the global market.



I wish my cack wasn't so incredibly huge.

 

Granted. You are a billionare in Vietnamese Dong.

Your net worth in U.S. Dollars is $60,477.00












I wish that I were President of the United States.