granted.. but you died the day after...

how i wish i didnt do this..

 

Granted. Your post is being ignored. No real negative repercussions here...



I wish I had the powers of telekenisis

 

Granted but you learn that everybody really hates you and the ability is nothing like the movie "What Women Want".



I wish I could shoot tranquilizer darts out of my finger.

 

Granted, but the drug is sodium thiopental and people tell you the truth about yourself.

I wish I had a cold beer and not some noob comments.

 

Granted, but it is Stroh's and you are overcome with the Stroh's flows.


I wish Curahee474 knew the difference between Telekenisis and ESP...

 

Granted. But now he thinks the skirt sign on the loo means scottish lads.

I wish Stroh's wasn't the best thing about Deetroit.

 

Granted, now the best thing about detroit is the Lions... nuff' said.



I wish I could control the weather.

 

Granted. Global warming is a thing of the past and the green movement dies. As a result we polute the air more and more and eventually all succumb to suffication.



I wish I wasn't dyslexic (I cornfused the two stupid things).

 

Garndet: btu now yuor bilnd and have dyslexic fngiers.


I wish I could go home now.

 

Granted! Yo adz is fired.

I wish the lions wouldn't waste Pro Bowl players with shite coaching.