Granted. Its now so fast your computer can't keep up with it.







I wish my 7:00am class was moved to 9:00am.

 

Granted. After your last payment, it gets stolen.


I wish to field Currahee's wish. . .

 

Granted, it is now a 9am class that meets M-Th, for 8 hours; worth 2 semester units, thus forcing you into an extra semester, save nothing of those fees you pay for a light load.


I wish I had a brownie.

 

Granted, but it is nowr emedial engrish' for gangbangers

I wish I had a belgian beer

 

Granted, but you were too slow and someone else moved the thread along first.

Granted. There is now a fresh brownie in your underpants.

Granted. You have a bottle of belgian beer but are stranded in the desert with no bottle opener.



I wish I was a better golfer.

 

Granted. You are better than you currently are, but you still suck.

I wish to have sex with cindy crawford, NSA and not get in trouble for it.

 

Granted. She dons a 14-inch long, 3-inch wide strap-on and proceeds to take you in the hiney.

I wish I could watch Raj take it in the pooper from Cindy Crawford.

 

Granted, but then she proceeds to make you fellatio the strapon before having her way with your hiney.


I wish I could eat lunch.

 

Granted. Your lunch is the strap-on that I had to perform felatio on after it was used for your buttsecks, and it is served.


I wish I hadn't crashed my RC plane into the trunk lid of my S2000 earlier this week.

 

Granted. Instead a Cessna crashed into your s2k damaging more than just your trunk.



I wish I could motorboat Lindsay Lohan's tittayyyyssss. (.) (.)