Granted, you become the "wife" of cell level 4 block D in Corcoran.


I wish the economy would improve back to the average 3% growth rate.

 

Granted. Barack Obama becomes president of the United States.



I wish I could build my own Factory Five GTMulsanne.

 

Granted, but because Obama became president, he redistribute all your proifts to my lazy ass.

I wish I could be the biggest laziest bum so I could take the biggest advantage of Obama's retarded plan that won't stimulate growth.

 

Granted, but now that your wish has come true, the US will spiral into destruction.



I wish the US would open their eyes before it's too late!

 

Granted. The U.S becomes a monster as it opens its eyes and sees us on top of it. The U.S. assumes that we are food, so it begins eating us, one by one with a mouth it opened when it saw us.


I wish people would stop making political wishes (including me).

 

Granted, but not guaranteed.



I wish I would go into labour soon!

 

Granted. You get a job working in a boat yard. ( Congratulations on the upcoming baby, btw. )



I wish uppitychick the best of luck with her upcoming child.

 

Granted, she has a beautiful, healthy baby boy or girl. Bad news is the baby looks like the mailman.

I wish to get another 100k miles of trouble free service out of my car.

 

Granted, some crackheads steal it and put it on a panamanian container ship. The bill of lading is lost and it stays on board for the next decade.

I wish uppity has a quick and uneventful labor.

 

Granted. Your car gives you a great 100K run, but right at 100,000.1 miles on the odometer, your car blows up.



I wish that INTJ would make a wish.



(I changed it)