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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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A guy shopping in a supermarket in Sammamish, WA noticed a short lady with long dark hair and a deep tan lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease. It's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Goodbye, mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out "Goodbye, mom." The lady waved, smiled back at him, and said "Goodbye, son." Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yeah, but your mother said you'd pay for her groceries, too."
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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Was this at the QFC or the Safeway?
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 06:29 PM
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Clever!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 3, 2006 | 02:53 AM
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Old Jun 4, 2006 | 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 2 2006, 03:15 PM
Was this at the QFC or the Safeway?
Albertsons.
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Old Jun 5, 2006 | 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 2 2006, 11:40 AM
A guy shopping in a supermarket in Sammamish, WA noticed a short lady with long dark hair and a deep tan lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease. It's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Goodbye, mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out "Goodbye, mom." The lady waved, smiled back at him, and said "Goodbye, son." Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yeah, but your mother said you'd pay for her groceries, too."
Hey I bought that kid a burger whats a lil bag 0 groceries RB U sillyBilly

HOpe your feelin a lil beta today the pics of you ROCKIN YUR BUMPIN SYSTEM for us turned out so I will toss um in my Cali tread for ya
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Old Jun 5, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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welcome to the land of the urban legend i saw this on tv...
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