Three blondes died and found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates before St. Peter, who told them that, before they could enter heaven, they had to explain Easter. The first blonde said "Easter is a holiday where we have a big feast, give thanks, and eat turkey." St. Peter said "Noooo" and banished her to hell. The second blonde said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said "Nooooo" and banished her to hell also. The third blonde said "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his Apostles when he was betrayed by Judas. The Romans arrested him, hung him on the cross, and eventually he died. Then they buried him behind a large boulder." St. Peter exclaimed "Yes, excellent!" The blonde continued "Now, every year, they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."