Green and Purple Spots
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Green and Purple Spots
Green and Purple Spots
An American tourist goes on a trip
to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in
the States, he wakes one morning to
find his penis covered with bright
green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to
see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen
anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days
later and the doctor says: "I've got
bad news for you - you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We know very
little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed
and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure. We're going
to have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely
not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your
choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a
Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his
penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah,
yeah, I already know that, but
what we can do? My American doctor
wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head
and laughs: "Stupid Amelican
docta, always want to opelate. Make
more money, that way. No need to
opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor,
"You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick
fall off by itself! You save money"
An American tourist goes on a trip
to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in
the States, he wakes one morning to
find his penis covered with bright
green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to
see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen
anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days
later and the doctor says: "I've got
bad news for you - you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We know very
little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed
and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure. We're going
to have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely
not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your
choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a
Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his
penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah,
yeah, I already know that, but
what we can do? My American doctor
wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head
and laughs: "Stupid Amelican
docta, always want to opelate. Make
more money, that way. No need to
opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor,
"You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick
fall off by itself! You save money"
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Everyone,
As this may seem funny on the surface, I may have gone a little overboard with this posting. At first it just seemed like good mild humor, but I feel I have stepped over the line with the racial content. I want to profusly apologize to anyone I might have offended. I'm not "that" person. I just like to have fun and joke around and I hope you will all realize that is all this was. I hope my fellow whores and you guys that I met down in LA will see that better than the others I haven't met yet. At this point I'm going to lock the thread in hopes it will disappear. If anyone would like it deleted, PM me and I'll request that it be removed. Sorry!
Luke
As this may seem funny on the surface, I may have gone a little overboard with this posting. At first it just seemed like good mild humor, but I feel I have stepped over the line with the racial content. I want to profusly apologize to anyone I might have offended. I'm not "that" person. I just like to have fun and joke around and I hope you will all realize that is all this was. I hope my fellow whores and you guys that I met down in LA will see that better than the others I haven't met yet. At this point I'm going to lock the thread in hopes it will disappear. If anyone would like it deleted, PM me and I'll request that it be removed. Sorry!
Luke
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