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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:25 AM
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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to a veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears, cleaned both ears, and the dog was fine. The vet told her if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her "If you're giong to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." She says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." She says "I'm not using it on my legs either and, if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauser." The druggist replies "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:32 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 08:57 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:26 AM
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Is that like a beaver
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Old Jun 27, 2002 | 09:51 AM
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