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Old Mar 21, 2005 | 08:06 AM
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Old Mar 21, 2005 | 08:08 AM
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Old Mar 21, 2005 | 08:40 AM
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Old Mar 21, 2005 | 11:18 AM
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Leave it to RB
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Old Mar 21, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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Old Mar 23, 2005 | 12:06 AM
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Old Mar 23, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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my friend really does have a deaf dog... its quite sad.
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