[QUOTE]Originally posted by NOSMANIAC
[B]

For all you dumbasses out there, just try it.

 

Incredible fact: Only 1 person in 1,000,000 "quotes" his own posts.

NOSMANIAC is "one-in-a-million".

 

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of
the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When
anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King
gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having
sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
Now you know where that came from.

 

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English
language.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by M3KVB
[B]In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only

 

Duffer... these are "incredible" facts... i.e. cannot be believed. So it's quite alright to introduce a "fact" as follows:

Beavers have flat tails because a certain type of otter used to like sliding down snowy slopes... eventually their tails became flat and wide from all the sliding. They remain that way to this day.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by magician

2.

 

I know, but I just couldn't let that one go. It's like "golf spelled backwards is flog. What most of us do on course"

Besides, it gave me a chance to insert my favorite golf rule.

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Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

See, I'm still maintaining the integrity of the thread!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by M3KVB
[B]In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of

 

I don't friken believe it!
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A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.