tap...im going on vacation to florida...can i get directions

 

just cause umm lets seem how many bday drinks do you owe me lol just kidding

6:43pm

Ryan
TONS!

6:43pmElizabeth
at least you know

keep that talle going

im never going to forget you might as well hand over the car haha

6:44pmRyan
i hope you dont forget

then i can take you out and get you liquored up

and smooth talk you

evil plan is working

6:45pmElizabeth
yeah so evil

you just told me

now i know and know is half the battle

6:46pmRyan
roofies?

then you wont know

6:46pmElizabeth
hey that is not funn

i was really rufied

once got really sick

 

Womens rights.

 

Depends on where you're coming from?

 

eh i just punched it into the GPS...said i had to stop by the police station on the way

 

Ahhh yes, it was bout time to have a joke thread. . . again. . . because the last one went over so well.

Q: What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?

A: Depends.

 

I got a goody, but I almost feel it deserves a thread of its own...

Adam is in the garden of Eden, just bumming around, not really knowing what to do with himself.

God looks down on him in sympathy and starts thinking. Some time later, a booming voice from heaven sounds across the garden of Eden...

ADAM!

Adam looks up to see god staring down at him. God speaks...

Adam, I see you are lonely. I have a proposal... I'm going to make you a companion... We'll call her 'WOMAN'! She'll be the greatest companion a man could ever need. Beautiful, sensual, kind, loving and intelligent, she'll never make your life difficult and will obey any command you give her.

Wow, says Adam... he thinks for a minute, looks up at God and says... OK, I'm interested, how much is this going to cost me?

God rubs his huge white beard for a second and replies... "An arm and a leg!"...

Hm, says Adam, he pauses for a minute, then asks "OK, what do I get for a rib?"

 

This got moved from OT.