In the mid-1800's a cowboy is hired to track down and kill any buffalo he finds in the Midwest. For weeks he looks and but with no luck.
So he finally decides to hire an Indian guide. The guide takes him up a hill and
gets off his horse. He walks around for a little bit and puts his ear to the ground. He then says "Buffalo... close.."
The cowboy then says "Damn! That's amazing! How do you know?!?"

The Indian then gets up, points to his head and says "Ear sticky"

 

 

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby, you're the center of attention. Then you're born. You're really the center of attention. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day. and then you finish off as an orgasm!

 

Three guys walk into a bar.
the fourth one ducks

 

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VII

 

 

Not in 3D .

 

I liked it better the second time in 2D. That damn 3D wears my eyeballs out.