I thought of this stuff while I was waiting for lunch takeout. I had a pretty lucrative business making fake IDs -- driver's licenses and draft cards with the library's spiffy copier. Pretty much paid for all my alcohol consumption for two years of college. Don't ask me where i got the DMV license and draft card blanks (I had four boxes of each) -- I'm not sure the statute of limitations is up yet on that one.

I eventually got fired from the library for causing an explosion in the microwave that pretty muched trashed the kitchen. Then, shortly thereafter -- get this -- I started my senior year and got a half time job at LA City Hall in the City Administrator's Office, the office what wrote the budgets for city departments. Damned if the library system wasn't one of my accounts. I managed to get some cherished Westchester Library line items deleted. Then I went to the head librarian that fired me and said "Well, Betsy, it looks like you ed with the wrong guy."

 

I cut my fingernails too short today.

 

Its official.......Raptor is a badass

 

Too bad you aren't. [shaking head]

 

Alex-

I'm afeared your monorail doesn't go all the way through to Tomorrowland.

 

Raptor your hopeless

 

I don't know what that's a quote from, but I'm still laughin'!

 

heh heh...payback is so sweet!