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Oct 27, 2008 | 03:14 PM

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start the tossing of the salad, but gold teeth and bamboo shoots don't mix well so..

Oct 27, 2008 | 04:25 PM

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Bob punched the Kangaroo in the face. It turned out the Kangaroo was a male and had a penis the size of...

Oct 27, 2008 | 06:39 PM

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the Raptor, so he used the baseball bat sized member to Sodomise Bob and Donkey punched him too.

Oct 27, 2008 | 09:15 PM

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That's when Bob pushed the damn Kangaroo out of his S2000 and drove off. While driving, he encountered an elderly lady with a road rage. She...

Oct 28, 2008 | 05:44 AM

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rammed his little 2700 lb car off the road with her 4 ton cadilac...

Oct 28, 2008 | 06:47 AM

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Escalade. For some reason, the old lady's Escalade weighed about 8,000 lbs!

Bob's S2000 skidded to a hault off the road. He got out of the car and...

Oct 28, 2008 | 07:59 AM

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stole some clothes from the homeless guy's shopping cart, still sore from his raptor pin pricks, and covered with the shattered remnants of the escalade styrofoam bumpers, he...

Oct 28, 2008 | 08:08 AM

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ran after the old lady in the Escalade. She had stopped at a red light, unaware of what had just transpired. Bob smashed her passenger window open, got into the SUV and...