"What am I doing here?" Bob asked aloud as he stood up. A bum, who had apparently been watching him lie unconscious, walked over and said, "I molested you a few times, so I have something important to tell you about how you ended up here." ...

 

The bum proceeded to tell him something important, but got sidetracked talking about how he once found a pizza box with 3 slices left in it. The bum did mention he had HIV at the time, which means Bob has it.

 

Bob punched the bum across his jaw, shattering every bone in his mouth. "WTF were you going to tell me?!" Bob yelled. The bum couldn't speak any more, though. Bob then..

 

Beat the bum within an inch of his life, when the bums friends came out and saw Bob beating up their friend. Bob...

 

They bashed Bob over the head repeatedly with half empty bottles of fortified beer. Suddenly, two beat cops appeared.....

 

and arrested the bums. Bob began crying and asking, "...

 

please sir, can you help me? that bum in the black rags gave me aids."
to which the cop replied,"Son, Magic Johnson has made it over 17 years with HIV, so F off you deadbeat, before I consider you a bum."

 

At which point bob grabbed the cop's gun and fired

 

and then sodomized the dead cops body.

 

The other cop stood and watched, enjoying the sodomization of his crime-fighting partner. Bob turned to him and said, "Either you join in or you get shot, too, mother f---er!"